Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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