Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can tuck mytits in my pants
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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