Farmville is her only friend.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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