seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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