So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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