I hate all girls vehemently.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
