: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
my liver is dry heaving
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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