I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
