If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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