I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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