everyone is single if you try hard enough
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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