Ambien. No doubt about it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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