Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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