made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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