It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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