And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Jerry, you need to find god
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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