So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just forgot I was standing up.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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