Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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