Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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