Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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