I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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