maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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