ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize
