Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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