Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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