? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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