making cat noises will not fix the situation.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
