Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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