I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
