I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When are your genitals available?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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