please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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