I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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