My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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