i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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