Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
birth control should be required to get into college
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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