There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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