So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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