She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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