drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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