does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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