it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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