By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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