so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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