She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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