Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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