great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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