i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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