my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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