Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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