Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
