I just made out with a guy for $7.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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