I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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