If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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