hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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